We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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