Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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