Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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