i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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