I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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