So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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