wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
