Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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