there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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