can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
My breasts were aching with rage.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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