You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
