I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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