I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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