I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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