kristin has been a bad kristin
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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