and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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