IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's official drugs can't kill me
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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