He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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