i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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