After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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