Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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