Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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