I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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