Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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