brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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