I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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