I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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