U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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