Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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