My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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