another moral hangover. fuck.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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