im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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