I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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