Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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