Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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