Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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