I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The power of my boobs compel you
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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