3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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