i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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