will power is for people who don't want to get laid
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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