tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
a search helicopter?!
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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