Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Drake has all the answers
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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