I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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