I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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