Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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