...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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