So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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