sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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