I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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