I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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