I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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