It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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