worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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