you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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