Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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