I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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