I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
