Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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